Sauron

[sharpclaw13]

This song describe Sauron as he meet the army of the free people

 

Music: Hotel California by The Eagles

 

On a dark deserted mountain

cool wind blow in my hair

sweet smell of sulphur

rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance

i saw some shimmering lights

My head grew weary, and my smile is grim

an army camp there for the night

 

They stood near my doorway

I listen to their tale

and i think to myself

This isn't heaven, this would be hell

 

I ASK MY MINIONS

TO SHOW THEM THE ERRORS OF THEIR WAY

THERE ARE VOICES DOWN THERE BELOW ME

I THOUGHT I HEARD THEM SAY

 

SO THIS IS THE LAND OF MORDOR?

SUCH A HORRID PLACE (SUCH A HORRID PLACE)

THERE'S PLENTY OF SPACE IN THE LAND OF MORDOR

ANY TIME OF THE YEAR (ANY TIME OF THE YEAR)

YOU CAN FIND SAURON THERE

 

Their minds are definitely twisted

they got their bands

they got a lot of pretty, pretty toys

that they use with their hands

How they dance in the moonlight

sweet summer chimes

some dance to remember

some fight for other times

 

So i order my captains

i call them to arms

and they said

 

WE HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE ARMIES SINCE THE VERY FIRST AGE

AND STILL THOSE VOICES ARE CALLING ME FROM FAR AWAY

WAKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

JUST TO HEAR THEM SAY

 

SO WHY THIS LAND BELONG TO MORDOR?

SUCH A HORRID PLACE (SUCH A HORRID PLACE)

THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE IN THE LAND OF MORDOR

THIS TIME OF THE YEAR (THIS TIME OF THE YEAR)

WE GOING TO KILL SAURON THERE

 

My eye is on my tower

glowing bright in the dark

watching them really nice

They are all just prisoners here

of our personal own device

 

Their mind are so twisted

they dare to invade my place

they gather for their victory

they want to kill me in the face

 

One thing you got to remember

i stand before you on my door

I can block off your exit

all over Mordor

 

RELAX SAID MY MINIONS

WE ARE READY TO PLEASE

THEY CAN COME IN ANY TIME

BUT THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE

LISTEN TO WHAT WE SAY

 

THIS PLACE BELONG TO  MORDOR

THIS IS SUCH A HORRID PLACE (SUCH A HORRID PLACE)

THERE'S PLENTY OF SPACE IN THE LAND OF MORDOR

THIS TIME OF THE YEAR (THIS TIME OF THE YEAR)

YOU FIND DEAD BODIES HERE

 

[Freemark]

Ode to the Hotel California in Lord of the Rings style!