A trainer is teaching a bunch of recruit how to function as a team and learning to fight
Cover song: BE A MAN (Mulan movie)
[TRAINER]
LET ALL GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
WE GOING TO SAVE,
MIDDLE EARTH
[TIMID RECRUIT]
BUT I DON'T THINK I READY...
[TRAINER]
SHUT UP YOU WUSS! (*slap*)
YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET
BUT I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY
BEFORE I THROUGH,
I'LL MAKE A BAND OUT OF YOU
HOLD YOUR SWORD IN YOUR HAND
AND HIT IT LIKE THIS (*chop*)
[RANDOM RECRUIT]
OH I THINK I GOT THIS (*slash*)
[TRAINER]
LOOK OUT, YOU MONKEY! (*duck*)
YOU'RE ALL SAD, PALE AND WORTHLESS LOT
AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T A CLUE
WHEN I DONE I MAKE A BAND OUT OF YOU
[FIRST RECRUIT]
OH MY GOD, THIS IS TORTURE, IT'S WORSE THAN DEATH
HOPE HE DOESN'T HURT ME (*glance at trainer*)
MAN I REALLY HOPE EVERYONE IS OKAY!
[SECOND RECRUIT]
OKAY!
[FIRST RECRUIT]
OKAY!
[TRAINER]
WHAT'S WRONG MAGGOTS,
YOU'RE ALL OUT OF BREATH? (*glare*)
[TIMID RECRUIT]
I DON'T WANT TO GET AN INJURY
[TRAINER]
BOY YOU REALLY NEED TO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY (*thump*)
[TIMID RECRUIT]
AARRGGHH! (*thud*)
[CHORUS]
(BE A BAND)
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
(BE A BAND)
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
(BE A BAND)
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF MT DOOM
[LAZY RECRUIT]
TIME IS RACING FORWARD
UNTIL THE END ARRIVE
[TRAINER]
SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP,
AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE
[LAZY RECRUIT]
EVERYONE, ARE WE DONE YET?
[TRAINER]
NO, SLACKER NO WE'RE NOT
[LAZY RECRUIT]
HOW ABOUT NOW?
[TRAINER]
OH MY GOD, YOU SLACKER!
[TRAINER]
(BE A BAND)
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
(BE A BAND)
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
(BE A BAND)
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF MT DOOM
[RECRUITS]
(BE A BAND)
WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
(BE A BAND)
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
(BE A BAND)
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF MT DOOM